It’s all the rage for amateurs to ride the route of the Tour de France these days. There’s a whole posse of deranged individuals out there, getting up at four in the morning after sleeping in a tent pitched on a roundabout, and setting off on an eight hour ride.

We’re not stupid, though. We’ve thought of an original twist on the ‘ride the route of the Tour’ concept. CW’s idea? Ride some of the Tour route.

So far, we’ve ridden most of the Cholet time trial. And last week, I took part in the Marmotte, which means I’ve got Alpe d’Huez bagged already, two weeks before the Tour even gets there,

Yesterday, we managed the final 50 kilometres of the first stage in the Massif Central, from La Bourboule, over the Col de la Croix Morand and up Super Besse.

It was the hardest day yet in the CW ‘ride some of the Tour route’ challenge. It was hot, windy and the road rarely missed an opportunity to go uphill.

Perversely, it was uphill all the way to the bottom of the first climb of the day. We crawled from La Bourboule to Mont Dore, and we weren’t even on the Croix Morand yet. Even worse, my Garmin is still set to miles per hour, which meant that my average speed would be stuck in single figures for considerable portions of the day.

Next, we crawled up the Croix Morand. Then, thanks to a headwind on the descent, we pretty much crawled down the other side. Stupid Massif Central.

There’s nothing like the scenery here, however. The Alps and Pyrenees are beautiful, but obviously so. The quirky outcrops and peaks of the Massif Central are more subtle, and it looks like a pointier, spikier version of Dartmoor.

Between the bottom of the Croix Morand and the final climb, our roadbook showed 15 kilometres of flat. I can exclusively report that it was nothing of the sort. Not only was there a steep kilometre-long climb along the way, on which picnicking Frenchman laughed at us, there were also several kilometres of uphill drag to the bottom of Super Besse.

My ride companion Lionel and I went our separate ways at the bottom. Would it be libellous to write that I weigh less than Lionel and felt it was important people didn’t think I was with him? No, I don’t think so.

Super Besse isn’t that pleasant a climb. It’s too wide and open, which means you can see a long way ahead. As with life, being able to see a long way ahead and anticipating only pain and suffering is a bad thing. Not only that, it got ruddy steep through the village of Besse-et-Saint-Anastaise, just where the crowds were thickest. That meant I got laughed at and pointed at again.

I got through the village, up the hill to the short descent, before finally getting stopped by the gendarmes with two kilometres to go. Looking up the road at the dead-straight kilometre of steep road, lined with people who’d enjoy nothing more than taking the piss out of a tired journalist riding his bike very slowly, I wasn’t too disappointed.

Meanwhile, Lionel had been stopped by the police just after Besse-et-Saint-Anastaise. What better opportunity for me to freewheel back down, and for us to find a café serving massive sandwiches filled with locally-produced meat products, while watching the stage on television?

Edward

Next: Lionel rides the Tourmalet.

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