Here we are, another week another set of tweets. Wonderful, isn't it? Until you contemplate everything else you could have been doing with your life instead of mindlessly scrolling Twitter until your eyes feel like they're going to fall out.
You only have one life, so why waste it on social media? Go outside, live in the moment. And for those who believe there is a God who has an afterlife waiting for after we die, ask yourself: why would an omnipotent, loving God create us a world in which Twitter dot com exists?
1. Congrats!
2. What about neither?
3. Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over that massive KERCHING sound
4. Good guy, Chris Froome
5. I wish Didi the Devil was on Cameo...
6. In more Nico Roche news, he's currently competing on Ireland's version of Dancing With The Stars
7. I don't really have an explanation but this really got me
8. Where can I buy one of these???
9. Can someone please check if Daniel Oss is okay, thank you
10. Conversation excerpt: 'So, this is how we are planning on losing the Tour de France to Tadej Pogačar this year'
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