When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tweets, make sure you write an edition of a dwindling, long-running compilation franchise of those tweets.
And thus it was.
1. Have you ever ridden your bike so hard you actually flew?
2. I still don't know who's in the Team DSM line-up for the Giro
3. You can make your own mind up as to which was more entertaining
4. Fixed it for you Remco x
5. Had to screenshot this one because Twitter deleted it. Can't imagine why.
6. Elite service
7. Some proper swagger here
8. Petition to make sure TDG makes it this far
9. Everybody loves Thibaut, even the people he beats
10. And finally...
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