AI is getting 'mega trendy' these days, as the kids say, so what better way to announce your Tour of Flanders team than getting AI to design a poster for you? That's what Ineos Grenadiers did, and we reckon it's pretty good in a sort of dodgy impressionist way. It definitely captures something of the vintage aesthetic, so well done AI, whoever you are (these modern creatives who only use their initials, eh?).
One job AI can't do is pro bike racing (famous last words?), and even if it could, one rider who'd be less worried than most is Elisa Balsamo as she now has something to fall back on. She has just completed a degree in modern literature and wrote a thesis titled 'Languages and Variants of Giovanni Testori's book Il dio di Roserio'. Come and have a go if you think you're clever enough, AI.
Balsamo is also a virtuoso pianist and has dreams of a career in journalism. Now that's something we definitely know AI could never do. Ever. EVER... sorry, I lost myself for a moment there. On with the Tweets of the Week.
1. Trek-Segafredo look slightly bereft on the Volta Catalunya podium with more than half of the squad having dropped out of the race over the week. Still, they've got their invisible friends with them...
2. Following her win at Dwars Door Vlaanderen Demi Vollering looks to have finally made her peace with her equine nemeses, after her scary encounter with a stray horse en route to Strade Bianche victory in March.
3. And now the good news... EF Education's Nielson Powless and his wife Fran are expecting a visit from the stork. Congratulations all!
4. Whichever order they do it in, Mads Pedersen, Jasper Stuyven and Elisa Longo Borghini all seem determined to make the most of their time in Bruges with a little sightseeing, as well as racing of course. Or is is the other way round?
5. Has anyone seen Matteo's jacket? Sounds like he might make it worth your while if you can return it to him...
6. A favourite of British time triallists in village halls up and down the country, Intermarché-Circus-Wanty now bring you their own take on bread pudding. Enjoy!
7. Hats off – or indeed, hat on – to Elisa Balsamo, a woman of many talents.
8. Ineos Grenadiers announce their line-up for De Ronde with a little AI impressionism.
9. Someone has made someone mad. Real mad. And someone looks like they're giving Wout Van Aert a push.
10. A beleaguered Kirsten Faulkner ensures she's up to date with all those tricky UCI rules.
