Tweets of the week: Geraint Thomas, Big Jet TV, Chris Froome, plus much more

And just like that racing is back. Immediately from the slumbering abyss of the off-season to more races than you can keep up with.

You know what doesn't switch on you like that? Tweets of the week. The comforting stability of 10 tweets a week, the likes of Geraint Thomas, Chris Froome and Alex Dowsett the usual suspects in propping the series up, week in, week out.

Regardless of whether they're racing 200km that day or not, you can always count on G to make fun of his crashing tendencies.

1. Ineos lining up with a bold 3-2-2 formation

2. Be still my beating heart

3. Michael Mørkøv using every strain of restraint to not tip Mark Cavendish into the sea

4. Geraint Thomas shouldn't even think about getting on a bike while this storm is on

5. I mean, what else would you rather be watching?

6. No-one loves a photoshoot quite like Rigoberto Urán

7. Pretty sure there's a law against this

8. At four seconds the man risks his entire hand for his phone...

9. Um...

10. Two very similar career paths

We'll be back in a week's time with more tweets of the week