If entry to your next local race costs £27,000, you'll know who to blame

Inspired by his friend Bernard's tragically organised time trial, the Doc sets about stabilising the Tour of Britain, but be warned – it's going to cost

Hutch signs on at a time trial
(Image credit: Future)

Long, long ago, when tyres were thin and frame tubes were round, my friend Bernard organised a bike race. It was a time trial. A small time trial. A small, badly organised time trial. It was notable for the village hall being double-booked with a funeral, which gave it a more upbeat atmosphere than many time trials, but led to a tense stand-off over a plate of bread pudding. In retrospect, we should possibly have let the grieving family just have it. I’m still waiting for the race results, and also my prize money.

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Michael Hutchinson

Michael Hutchinson is a writer, journalist and former professional cyclist. His Dr Hutch columns appears in every issue of Cycling Weekly magazine. 

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