Time has become meaningless. If you are still keeping track of the days my first question is why and my second is well done you.
I gave up a long time ago. What even is a Tuesday anymore? What does Saturday mean? Instead, you can keep track of the passing of events by measuring them against when a Good Tweet™ occurs.
Ah yes, it's been six days since Peter Sagan posted a video of himself wearing a gladiator mask doing squats on an exercise ball while telling everyone to stay inside. Luke Rowe managing to put on 3.5 pairs of underwear in 10 seconds? A mere 45 minutes ago!
1. This is me trying to get all my family members onto the same group FaceTime call
2. I wonder what Peter Sagan's doing during quarantine...wearing a gladiator mask while doing squats on top of an exercise ball? Sounds about right
3. This is one way to do indoor training...
4. ...and this is another
5. Time is a flat circle
6. With no racing going on Luke Rowe has found another way to stay competitive
7. Presumably, he stars in the Black Mirror episode where a global pandemic forces the cancellation of the entire cycling calendar...oh wait...
8. It wouldn't be tweets of the week without Thomas De Gendt, would it?
9. If only there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've left them
10. Lockdown is tough, even for pro cyclists
We’ll be back in seven days’ time for more of the best from social media across the cycling world.
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Hi. I'm Cycling Weekly's Weekend Editor. I like writing offbeat features and eating too much bread when working out on the road at bike races.
Before joining Cycling Weekly I worked at The Tab and I've also written for Vice, Time Out, and worked freelance for The Telegraph (I know, but I needed the money at the time so let me live).
I also worked for ITV Cycling between 2011-2018 on their Tour de France and Vuelta a España coverage. Sometimes I'd be helping the producers make the programme and other times I'd be getting the lunches. Just in case you were wondering - Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen had the same ham sandwich every day, it was great.
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