Google's autocomplete can tell us a lot about what the wider public wants to know about cyclists. Apparently, they're as puzzled about why we say 'chapeau' as they are about how the hell bike rider's pee in a race.
A French lexeme which translates to 'hat', to bestow a 'chapeau' upon another individual is to verbally express the tipping of your cap.
So - it's that simple - we say 'chapeau' when we want to pass on congratulations, well done; it's a shorter (and more audibly pleasing) way of saying 'cor, blimey mate, I certainly couldn't do that'.
Our cross-channel friends are in the lucky position of playing host to the greatest bike race race in the world - the three week Tour de France dominates cyclists's TV sets and laptops for the month of July and is responsible for drawing in crowds not usually embroiled in a love of two wheels over the rest of the year.
Thus, a lot of French language has slipped into the vocabulary of the peloton (see!) - almost to the point we barely notice it. In case any of the other commonly used French phrases, masquerading in the English speaking cyclist's vocabulary as commonplace, are confusing, here's a quick guide...
The cry that fans shout from the side of the road, typically on a climb. Translated, 'Allez, Allez, Allez!' means 'Go, Go, Go!' - and it must always be uttered with a pint in one hand and a baguette (or a hot dog if you're spectating in the UK at a town centre crit) in the other.
(Also the name of a Specialized model of bike which was the first racing machine owned by 70 per cent of the amateur cycling community, conveniently for Spesh, Allez rings well with aluminium alloy, which is what like this bike is made of.)
This one means 'warrior' - and it's a term bestowed upon the rider courageous (or stupid - depends how it pans out) enough to breakaway from the peloton, in pursuit of a solo win - and failing that, at least giving us something to write about on a 200+km sprint stage and gaining the opportunity to 'montre le maillot' (get your sponsors on TV).
The person sitting in the team car who is in charge of tactics, typically treating all the cyclists like chess pieces on a board. If you've been watching Tour de France: Unchained on Netflix, then you'll recognise them as the stressed characters with walkie-talkies and, occasionally, sweary outbursts.
Nothing to do with ironing your socks, replacing toilet rolls or doing the washing up.
But by the same token, if domestiques stopped doing their oft unreported jobs, all the teams would grind to a halt. These riders protect their team leader, bring them bottles from the team car, and generally sacrifice their own glory for the greater good.
A formation used in cross winds, where riders sit slightly to the side of each other instead of directly behind (as per a pace line, which would be preferable in a head wind).
The stage. The Tour de France has vingt-et-un étapes every year. And étape 21 traditionally finishes on finish on the Champs-Élysées in Paris. For amateur cyclists L'Etape du Tour is an annual opportunity to ride a stage of the Tour de France
A team. Although cycling is ostensibly an individual sport, behind every successful rider is a strong team - see domestique. A lead rider's team will protect them in the peloton - see later - lead them up climbs and can play a huge part in one rider's victory. And you obviously need a good équipe for a team time trial (TTT)
A red flag denoting that there's one kilometre left until the finish line, the flamme rouge haunts the dreams of baroudeur's who want nothing more than to see it come into view with a healthy margin on the chasing bunch.
A climber. At the Tour de France one of the jerseys awarded to the leaders of different in-race competitions is the coveted polka dot jersey for the best climber. Points are awarded on climbs of each stage - sorry étape. Oh, and of course that jersey has a French name - maillot à pois.
Okay, okay - we know grupetto isn't actually a French term, but it's the phrase most often used for the position in which everyone who is not a climber will find themselves in the mountain stages - the last group on the road. There is a French term, though, so if you want to stick purely to Gallic then refer to the grupetto as the autobus.
A climb that is 'beyond categorisation' - read: very long, very steep. Très horrible.
All climbs which play a part in the mountains competition are categorised, from Category four to HC - with the former being the easiest. Rider's attempting to hold the aforementioned maillot à pois will be motivated to crest an HC climb first as there will be more points on offer.
Well, someone's got to be last - and being called the 'Lanterne Rouge' at least makes it sound cooler.
La tête de la course
Precisely the opposite - the head of the race, usually on the road (i.e the breakaway).
Maillot means jersey - so the 'jaune' variety is the yellow one, worn by the overall la tête de la course. The wearer will usually change a number of times during the race - the leader in the general classification at the start of each stage rides in yellow. Whoever is wearing the maillot jaune come the start of stage 21 in Paris is overall winner. It isn't the only jersey at the Tour - we've already mention the polka dot King of the Mountains jersey, but there's also the green jersey for the best sprinter and the white jersey for the best young rider.
Before it became synonymous with indoor cycling and personal trainers, peloton was only ever used to describe largest group of riders - anyone off the front is a breakaway, and anyone off the back is in the grupetto, or - less kindly put - dropped.
A rider who specialises in short, punchy climbs - typically someone like this will excel at the Spring Classics.
An all rounder rider, who is usually most at home churning a big old gear on flat roads - will do well in a time trial, but not if it's uphill.
An individual who works tirelessly to ensure that riders are kept fed, watered, and clothed in a clean chamois. Not quite cycling's slaves, but not far off.
Pedalling with such deftness and agility that it can only be commented on in French. We've written about it in English, but very few of us have achieved it.
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