With the news that Dylan Teuns suffered an injury in an unusual tractor accident while gardening after the Tour de France, we got thinking about some of the other strange non-cycling injuries that have hit professional riders over the years.
1. Nacer Bouhanni’s pre-Tour punch up
With his well-known boxing past, Nacer Bouhanni still likes to step into the ring to keep his fitness up during the off-season, but for some reason decided to put his skills to good use in a fight with drunken hotel guests on the eve of the 2016 French National Championships, and just a week before the Tour de France.
Unfortunately for the Cofidis sprinter, he came out worse from the little altercation, breaking his hand and needing surgery after the 4am bust-up, putting him out of the Tour.
2. Yves Lampaert’s Lidl accident
Going into his second season with Etixx-Quick Step, Yves Lampaert was looking forward to taking on the full complement of the northern Classics in 2016, something that was ruined while doing his weekly shop in Lidl.
Perhaps distracted by a great deal on a 15 pack of circular saws in the famous Lidl middle aisle, Lampaert’s girlfriend rammed the trolley into the back of his leg, causing an inflamed Achilles tendon that would put him out for the whole of April.
3. Ed Clancy’s heavy luggage
The first man in the British team pursuit suffered a slipped disc in his back that put him out for a number of months and eventually required surgery to put right. Thankfully the story had a happy ending, with Clancy taking gold as part of the team pursuit.
4. Greg LeMond’s shooting accident
By far the most serious accident on this list, Greg LeMond almost lost his life after being accidentally shot by his brother-in-law while on a turkey hunting trip in California in the build-up to the 1987 season.
LeMond lost 65 per cent of his blood and came within 20 minutes of bleeding to death before receiving life-saving emergency surgery. Remarkably, and still with 35 shotgun pellets in his body including three in the lining of his heart, LeMond return to top-level cycling to win the Tour de France just two years later.
5. David Millar’s low slung beam
If you’re ever sitting next to David Millar on a train and he’s stinking out the whole carriage with an egg sandwich, try to bear in mind that he won’t know how much it reeks after he lost his sense of smell while walking around a hotel in 2013.
Working as a consultant on The Program (a film about Lance Armstrong), Millar walked into a low beam while looking at his phone, knocking himself out in the process. Thankfully losing his sense of smell was the worst of his injuries, with Millar joking that that was Armstrong’s choice of revenge for him working on the film.
6. Mark Cavendish’s Wii setback
After taking the cycling world by storm in 2008 by winning four Tour de France stages, Mark Cavendish had earned a bit of downtime during the off season, which obviously included some virtual snowboarding on his Nintendo Wii.
Unfortunately, Cavendish wasn’t quite as assured on a virtual snowboard as he was on a bike, falling in his living room and injuring his calf muscle in the process. Thankfully, this took place in November, and didn’t stop Cav taking six more Tour stages the following summer.
7. Luke Rowe’s stag-do leg break
Rowe jumped into the water, which was not as deep as he expected and he shattered his right leg. “Being a bike rider you get in a lot of scrapes and you get used to injuries, but I knew straight away that it was a bad one,” Rowe said after the incident.
Rowe required surgery to repair a broken tibia and fibia, and was ruled out for the rest of the 2017 season as a result. His subsequent recovery went well, but he ruled out taking part in the 2018 spring classics.
8. Dylan Teuns and his tractor accident
Riding high after the biggest victory of his career at the Tour de France 2019, Dylan Teuns returned home in Belgium for some humble gardening during some hard-earned down time.
Unfortunately, gardening wasn’t the most relaxing of pursuits for the Bahrain Merida rider when his tractor malfunction and stopped suddenly, sending him head first into the steering wheel.
Teuns needed 15 stitches in his forehead after the incident at his home in Halen and was forced to skip the Clásica San Sebastián.
According to Belgian newspaper Het Nieuwsblad, Teuns said: “I was working on earthworks at home with my tractor with a machine behind it.
“The machine suddenly stopped working due to a technical defect. That also brought the tractor to a halt. Because of that sudden stop I hit my head on the wheel.”